Thursday, August 19, 2010

Need family advice please!?

Ok, so my uncle was caught having intercourse with a pelican. Now he seems to be the black sheep of the family. Since my wedding is in two months, I don't know if I should invite him or not. There will be white doves at my wedding and I don't want to add fuel to his sexual fire if you get my drift. Should I still send him an invite or not?Need family advice please!?
If you do invite him, don't let the DJ play the 'chicken dance'. It might be more than the man can bear.Need family advice please!?
Heres the deal... if he does THAT in front of people, then maybe not. Unless he can catch flying pidgeons. But if he do it where people dont normally see, then i guess you can. Family is family. It may be wierd, but what would you do that if on his death bed he says he wanted t see you get married. You shouldnt judge people... even though it is kinda awkward... lol. If it do happen, have a backup plan, like a big major distraction. But just keep the pidgeons out of his reach... lol.
sure why not! he is prob in therapy now and if you invite him to the wedding it will a) look like you are trying to make nice and still remembered that he is family( you can divorce your husband but you cant divorce family) and b) it will give him a chance to redeem himself!





congrats on the wedding
Yes, invite him. Watching him chase doves will be the entertainment.
Just be upfront with him. Tell him he's invited, but if he can't keep his pecker out of the pigeon, he needs to stay home.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
that is absolutely FOWL! The big chicken! Tell him just to fly away and don't invite him.
hahahahah funny are you serious
I will wear a chicken suit and keep him distracted;)
Oh you owls. What you come up with. HAHA
Hope they have half pelican half man babies!
Are u serious?
hey it could be worse, he could have been wearing a clown suit.....

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